• The first rule of Maintenance is - you do not talk about Maintenance.
• The second rule of Maintenance is - you DO NOT talk about Maintenance.
• Third rule of Maintenance, server yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the Maintenance is over.
• Fourth rule, only two developers to a Maintenance.
• Fifth rule, one Maintenance at a time, fellas.
• Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes.
• Seventh rule, Maintenance will go on as long as they have to.
• And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Maintenance, you have to Maintenance.